Four Worms and a lesson




A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.


Four worms were placed into four separate jars.


The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke..
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.


At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:


The first worm in alcohol - Dead.




The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead




Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead




Fourth worm in good clean soil -

A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong E-mail
address:

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a
particularly icy winter.  They planned to stay at the same hotel where they
spent their honeymoon 20 years before.

Because of their hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their
travel schedules.  So, the husband left Minneapolis and flew to Florida on
Friday, and his wife w as flying down the following day.

The husband checked into the hotel, and unlike years ago, there was a
computer in his room, and he decided to send an email to his wife.  However,
he accidentally left out one letter in her E-mail
address, and without noticing his error, sent the
email to the wrong address.

Meanwhile ... Somewhere in Houston ... A widow had just returned home from
her husband's funeral.  He was a minister who was called home to glory after
suffering a heart attack.

The widow decided to check her E-mail, expecting
messages from relatives and friends  After reading the first message, she
screamed and then fainted.

The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and
then glanced up and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Date: Friday, October 13, 2007
Subject: I have arrived!

Dearest Love:

I know you are surprised to hear from me.  They have computers here now, and
you are allowed to send E-mail to your loved ones.

I have just arrived and have been checked in.  I see that everything has
been prepared for your arrival tomorrow, and look forward to seeing you
then.

Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

PS It sure is freakin' hot down here